Randomnosity

An ode to all things that appeal to my funny bone and resonate with my muse.

talking about the “drunk scenes”

(Source: mishasteaparty, via dwarvishracket)

Marauders Era dream cast

(Source: lemme-kiss-u, via passthecocaine)

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

(via star--twerk)

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via liamdryden)

intensional:

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

image

(via star--twerk)

amazingmichelleman:

lusilly:

the only reason batman is so popular is because he has the best villains

false

image

(via star--twerk)

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Fruit Loops by Henry Hargreaves

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Fruit Loops by Henry Hargreaves

(via star--twerk)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via star--twerk)

Q: Hi, what is the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you like, on the set of Doctor Who? (x)

(Source: dlittleone, via areyoumarriedriver)

vampire-kingmarshall-lee:

chinup-chestout:

It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”

"…oh my" 

This owl is so beautiful??????!!

This owl is prettier than most people 

(Source: animal-diversity, via liamdryden)

milkteawithbubbles:

Ep 6: Basically me when I got my license.

Lamb ears.

LAMB EARS!

That is all.

(Source: dulcet-dalliance)

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